Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
Switched on Santa!
Switched on Santa!
"The Merriest Moog Synthesizer Plays Christmas Favorites"
My personal favorite is "Tijuana Christmas". It's like a Moog humped Herb Alpert while watching Terry Gilliam's Brazil.
Get it Here
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
Can it get any worse? Yes it can.
1.) Take Uggs.
2.)Take kangaROOS.
Mix'em up. And here's what you get:
Ruggs!
Friday, December 11, 2009
Just a break from Tiger Woods
Stem Cells Turned Into AIDS Killers in Lab Tests
FRIDAY, Dec. 11 (HealthDay News) -- Researchers say they've shown that human stem cells can be turned into cells that can kill those infected by the virus that causes AIDS.
Potentially, they say, the approach could target other viral diseases.
"We have demonstrated in this proof-of-principle study that this type of approach can be used to engineer the human immune system, particularly the T-cell response, to specifically target HIV-infected cells," lead investigator Scott G. Kitchen, an assistant professor of medicine in the division of hematology and oncology at the David Geffen School of Medicine at the University of California, Los Angeles, said in a school news release.
The research lays "the foundation for further therapeutic development that involves restoring damaged or defective immune responses toward a variety of viruses that cause chronic disease, or even different types of tumors," he said.
The researchers tried to clone cells in the immune system known as "killer" T-cells. They succeeded by coaxing engineered stem cells to develop into the immune cells, although they must be matched to individual people.
The next step is to see if the approach will work in humans, study co-author Jerome A. Zack, a professor of medicine in the division of hematology and oncology at UCLA, said in a statement.
"This approach could be used to combat a variety of chronic viral diseases," Zack said. "It's like a genetic vaccine."
The study was published online Dec. 7 in PLoS ONE.
More information
Learn more about AIDS from the CDC.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
The Evidence: Drink N Draw 12.08.09
Thursday, December 3, 2009
The Sensual Santa
Here is some music (musick) me and Jimmy... Err...
Reporter Dick (maybe Jimmy)...
...and Slippery The Elf (maybe me) made back in 2001.
Tracks of interest in BOLD:
01. I Can See Him (Intro)
02. Happy Nude Year
03. Shitmonks
04. Here Cums Santa Claus
05. Grace
06. Twas the Night Before Christmas
07. The Missing Shoes
08. The Gabe Roseales Christmas Greeting
09. Merry Christmas Carlie Manson
10. Christmas Day
11. Dick Song
12. Santa's Workshop
13. Here Come The Elves
14. When Children Misbehave
15. The Scare of Santa's Life
15. Silent Night, Holy Shit
17. When Santa Died, The World Died With Him
18. Song of Black Santa
19. Rommel Claus
20. The Gabe Roseales Christmas Special
21. Sing Along Song
22. A Message From Slippery
23. Ugly Shitty Christmas
24. Christmas at Aron's Grandma's
25. Santa Does Dallas
26. XXXMas
27. Dic (Outro)
Get it Here
Portrait of an Artist
The Office Gods Have Spoken
thou shalt be on thy last page.
This shall be thy law of thine office!
Back to work now.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Pulque UPDATE
Not sure which flavors to try first. I'm guessing fresa (strawberry).
I wanna try the "original" natural flavor. However, Julian said this: "Dad said the only white man (he knew) that drank it got shit faced and had diarrhea".
Well I am not "white" by white standards. Then again I'm not "brown" by brown standards.
Either way, Thanks be to Mayahuel!
More info as I get it!
Monday, November 30, 2009
Holy Mountain of Sangre de Topo!!
King Shot is a film by Alejandro Jodorowsky and co-produced by David Lynch, scheduled for release in 2010. The cast includes Nick Nolte, Asia Argento, Marilyn Manson, Udo Kier, and Santiago Segura.
Jodorowsky describes the film, his first since the 1990 film The Rainbow Thief, as a "metaphysical gangster movie."
The story is to be set in a casino in the desert. The film involves gangsters, the discovery of a man as big as King Kong, and Marilyn Manson is said to portray a 300 year old pope.
http://www.king-shot.com/
In search of Pulque
I have spent the last four to six months in search of Pulque.
So why do I want this? Well the fact that Pulque was served as a ritual intoxicant for priests to increase their enthusiasm, for sacrificial victims to ease their passing, and as a medicinal drink. Pulque was also served as a liquor reserved to celebrate the feats of the brave and the wise, and was even considered to be an acceptable substitute for blood in some propitiatory ceremonies. I think that's reason enough.
I have found two distributors of Pulque, but I am not in retail or wholesale.
Here are the links if you or someone is:
http://www.redgizmo.com/backup/PulqueLaLucha/pulque.html
http://www.pulquehacienda1881.com.mx/index.html
So after work today I am going to the corner "Sunshine Liquor" store nest to my place. I'm going to see if I can get some ordered!
p.s. Yes I have tried Northgate (AKA Gonzales). Most people just say "Go to Mexico City for that..."
Stay tuned!
Friday, November 27, 2009
(Mini) Adventures in Santa Ana
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Some Mo
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Better Late Than Never
http://www.murrayspomade.com/prod_details.php?id=143
Murray's Original Pomade Special Edition Obama Can
Price: 3 oz. can, $4.00
$1 of this purchase will go towards charity.
To vote on which charity will get the money visit Murrays4Change.com
Monday, November 23, 2009
Taxi Answers
He is SO LAZY. Instead of answering your letters he simply rolls up in the blankets and sleeps.
Never meet your heroes.
Peter Quipqauck Jr. of Beulah, North Dakota asks:
Dearest Taxi, is it true that the Chinese are greatly lactose intolerant? I always thought of them as a tolerant culture. Is this why there is no cheese in Chinese food?
Clip Davis of Sioux City, Iowa asks:
Dear Taxi, my wife and I have been together for 29 years. We used to watch Growing Pains (on VHS) every night before we made "whoopee". Now out VCR is dead, due mistaking "Purple Saurus Rex Kool Aide" with the head cleaner. I can't bring myself up to the chore without Ben's lovable smile. HELP!
Caroline Coopers-Jones-Inglewood of Newport Beach, California asks:
Dear Taxi, what's for dinner?
I could go on and on with these. Taxi agreed to do a short video to resolve some of these daring questions.
Enjoy.
Ha~Za!
-The Kool-Aide Man
Yup. I got my tickets to see The Residents!
January 30 - Los Angeles CA - Henry Fonda Theater
Be there or be square!
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Drink N Draw (Some Results May Differ)
Here are the (two) results (so far) of the Lotería theme.
First card I pulled from the pile:
(On a quick side note. I do not like parrots so much. I grew up with one who would attack me for no reason. I had to keep a cache of ping pong balls with me at all times.)
#24 El Cotorro
The second card I drew, and had to draw:
#21 La Mano
I took a break from that out of sheer terror of having to draw another "bird" or sorts. Get it? Bird? La Mano kinda looked like it was giving the...
ANYWAY.
Here are some other pieces I worked on:
The Old Man Talked of Amon-Ra
Some Scum Like It (Hot)
And last but not least:
The Old Lady Was Made of Peanut Butter
Well. Are you satisfied? I for one, am surely not.
Stick around and see what happens next Tuesday!
p.s And don't call me surely.